swimming in the ocean is good for your aura

I’ve been pretty run down of late. What with the shit fight that is work everyday, and the cloud of hatred spewed out by olde baldy badger from upstairs, and ex-boyfriends who love to rub it in yo’ face…seen better days. My usually healthier diet has suffered, so too my sleep and exerzise regimes. I’ve been a mess. Times like these that the moniker kinda sticks…

The expression “Whinge Bag” springs to mind so i’ll stop there…

Solution: Get thee to the beach and go pull a wave over your head.

It worked a charm.

Nothing quite like having the wind knocked out of you as you struggle with your mortality under a ton of swirling saline.